At Judson Memorial Church on Washington Square in New York City (where I used to worship reguarly), this quote currently appears on the church bulletin board:
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning"
--Bill Watterson (Calvin & Hobbes)
And who said that there aren't street theologians playing with their toy tigers? If only the bolts of lightning in comic books would work in real life...